"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train."

Sunday, Jul. 31, 2005 - Oh, were things not complicated enough? Let's fix that right now.
Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005 - 20 Lessons I Have Learned
Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005 - What next?
Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005 - Let's talk about inanimate objects!
Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005 - Night of the Living Barely-Awake
Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005 - Where was I going with this?
Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005 - Weekend? What is this 'weekend' you speak of?
Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005 - Husband, Logic, and the Dorkness of Me
Friday, Jul. 22, 2005 - This is a title. Happy?
Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005 - I wish there were more ways to say "Same old, same old"
Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005 - Heeeere, kitty kitty!
Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005 - My deep, dark secret. (Which has nothing to do with genitalia, you sickos.)
Monday, Jul. 18, 2005 - My mind can wander with the best of 'em
Sunday, Jul. 17, 2005 - I am such a wimp, whereas Toby Keith is hot
Saturday, Jul. 16, 2005 - "Vomit," and variations thereof
Friday, Jul. 15, 2005 - Care for a quickie?
Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005 - Every Meany needs a Nowhere Man
Wednesday, Jul. 13, 2005 - The cycle be broken! And, pictures!
Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005 - Here we go again ... and again ... and again ...
Monday, Jul. 11, 2005 - Ho hum ... (that's the noise a prostitute makes)
2005-07-09 - The Army says I'm special
2005-07-09 - What, no applause?
2005-07-08 - You can just call me "Faily McSucksatlife"
2005-07-06 - "Johnny loves me best," and other true things
2005-07-05 - Hey! It's Tuesday!
2005-07-05 - Exposed gums are sexy
2005-07-04 - [Insert Cheesy Patriotic Country Song Title Here]
2005-07-03 - Pretty Damn Near 100 Things
2005-07-01 - Einstein's less-famous cousin, Dumbfuckstein

I knew you couldn't resist my addictive diary (that's because I lace it with crack).