"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train."

2005-02-28 - I'm walkin' on sunshine ... if sunshine is made of shit
2005-02-27 - Time to add on some Cool Points
2005-02-25 - Iiiiiii am the champioooon, my frie-eeeend (dum dum duuuum), etc.
2005-02-24 - Ah, Baghdad ... home sweet fucking home
2005-02-23 - Anybody for a quickie?
2005-02-22 - Here I go, into the wild desert yonder
2005-02-21 - My wrath overfloweth, like so much boiling hot magma
2005-02-21 - In memoriam ... Hunter S. Thompson
2005-02-20 - I've been screwed by the Army, and I didn't even get off.
2005-02-20 - Should a new template make me feel this good? 'Cause I do ... I feel goooood.
2005-02-20 - Rain, rain, go away ... come again some other day because this is the desert and it ain't s'posed to rain.
2005-02-19 - Give me a task, and I'll complete it. Give me a diary, and I'll bitch till your ears bleed.
2005-02-19 - Is it the weekend? Oh, shit, I hadn't noticed.
2005-02-18 - I make the best magazines in the fucking world
2005-02-18 - Privacy issues
2005-02-17 - Slap my ass and call me Shirley, I'm addicted
2005-02-17 - Here goes nothin'

I knew you couldn't resist my addictive diary (that's because I lace it with crack).