On the road again ...

Friday, Jun. 02, 2006, 7:41 a.m.

Okay, I have about three minutes to write this because I am SO on my way to work, I swear, and I am NOT going to be late this time.

From the Just Putting This Out There Department:

I am planning to head north sometime early next week (Monday, June 5th, probably), wending my way from the Land of Y'all Come Back Now, Hear? to the State of Will the Snow Ever Fucking STOP?!

If all goes as planned, I will probably be looking to stop on the way up there in the following states for cheap gas and/or fireworks: North Carolina, Virginia (northern or western, depending on which route I take), Pennsylvania somewhere, and lastly, upstate N-to-the-Y, my homeland.

So if any of you have the scoop on where the cheapest gas and/or fireworks are, drop me a line, or call me, or signal me telepathically, or whatever, and maybe I'll stop by your house and chop you up with an axe. Oh, and if you're NoGoodDaddy, definitely give me a call, because you got snubbed the last time, and I'm very very sorry.

I seriously love these little road trips, because they allow me to stop in backwoods convenience stores and be addressed by toothless adolescents saying, "You think this is country? This here ain't country! Jist y'all go a couple mahls further west."

More later, my three minutes is so totally up.