Failure ... as always

Friday, May. 05, 2006, 5:23 p.m.

So, my Physical Fitness Test of DOOOOOOM? Yep, failed it.

BUT. It was not my fault. Because nothing is ever my fault.

I did my push-ups (40) and sit-ups (56), and then I prepared for my two-mile run. Unfortunately, I guess I didn't prepare enough, because about twenty steps into the run, I discovered that my breathing was, well, not happening.

It was really weird, in a worst-pain-I've-ever-felt-EVER kind of way. So I stopped running, turned around, and walked back. And failed.

I'm re-taking it on Monday, at which time hopefully my lungs will be on my side.

Anyway, I'm too sore to write any more right now. Peace on the outside, yo.

Oh yeah, and happy Cinco de Mayo, Mexicans!