Care for a quickie?

Friday, Jul. 15, 2005, 3:48 a.m.

First of all, you guys all rock my hizz-ouse, and the love is so totally felt.

Mwah!

I'm technically in the middle of a 12-hour guard shift, but since the area we're guarding is really in no danger whatsoever of anything infiltrating it except, oh, maybe the evil dust-flinging wind, I got to take a break for a minute.

Whoops! Minute's up!

But before I go, I pose this question to you:

If you see vomit on the ground outside someone's trailer on your camp, and, for some reason unknown to sane people, you don't recognize it as vomit, what else would you assume it could be?

All suggestions may be deposited in the comment box.

Back-story to follow tomorrow ... stay tuned!